The honest case for a Carlsberg

Look, nobody's going to pretend Carlsberg Export is a revelation. It's a pub lager. Reliable, cold, fizzy, and about as adventurous as a cheese sandwich. But that's not always a bad thing.

I had a four-pack of these on a Sunday watching the football a while back. No fuss, no overthinking. Just a cold pint-sized can that did exactly what it said on the tin. At 4.8% it's got a bit more backbone than your average session lager, and the 568ml format means you're drinking a proper measure, not some fiddly little 330ml thing.

Who this actually suits

This is for the person who stocks the fridge for guests, or wants something unpretentious for a weeknight. Not for craft beer types who'll spend twenty minutes discussing hop profiles. If that's you, scroll on.

The Subscribe and Save price brings it down to a very decent rate per can. The community heat on this one has been proper high, which usually means stock moves fast.

One honest reservation

Four cans goes quickly if there's more than one of you. You'd probably want to grab two packs if you're planning anything beyond a quiet solo evening. And Subscribe and Save means you're committing to repeat deliveries, so worth setting a reminder to cancel or adjust if you don't want a Carlsberg mountain building up in the kitchen.